“On the weekend Mr Rudd briefly made a foray into a real world issue that he could actually affect.”
“Appalled at the report from the Productivity Commission, he sought to put acrimony aside and concentrate his efforts towards lifting a section of Australia, the indigenous community, out of third world conditions”, according to Senator Barnaby Joyce.
“From what we can all ascertain by Monday’s edition of ‘Rudd Spin’, this now involves Mr Rudd’s assistance to the good Lord in making Mary MacKillop a saint and convincing the G8, which he is not a member, to adopt his grand plan to cool the planet, in effect another form of self proclaimed omnipotence.”
“In a nauseating pitch, punctuated by power tools and perplexed construction workers, Mr Rudd today talked about people being “insulated in their ceilings”; maybe this is the only place that people can be safe from Mr Rudd’s fantastic plans and beautiful thoughts”, says Senator Joyce.
“Mr Rudd’s ‘plan for everything’ is to throw the cheque book at it, a cheque book that is now underwritten by another Nation’s money.”
“In summary, Mr Rudd’s Monday solution to Australia’s indigenous problems, so earnestly felt over the weekend, is to go to Italy as some form of comic relief for the G8, meanwhile Ms Macklin, the responsible Minister for indigenous affairs is, according to a media alert, “unveiling a plaque”.
“Is it now that in the Kimberly’s, the Gulf and the Cape that the pall of third world conditions has lifted by reason of the foresight of these two wondrous events?”
“I think Mr Rudd has about as much chance of convincing the good Lord to bring about a miracle to endorse the beatification of Mary MacKillop as a saint as he has of convincing G8 leaders of the Rudd plan for Global warming, maybe a quick candle left at the shrine of St Jude, the patron saint of hopeless causes, would be more appropriate”, says Senator Joyce.
“The Nation was hoping Mr Rudd might instead have the foresight to commit to zonal taxation aimed at inspiring economic growth for those living in depressed regional areas.”
“We were waiting for a policy which would take a strong stand against truancy so that indigenous Australians are not left in the hopeless position of being uneducated in a world, where apparently Mr Rudd promised an education revolution”.
“The Nation was also waiting for a policy to increase the scope of the intervention by initiating a ban on grog and pornography, contributors to the hopeless social dysfunctionality in so many communities”.
“The actions of Monday raise huge questions of sincerity to Mr Rudd’s statements over the weekend.
“Are we all living in a “Truman Show” like world where we have to vainly swim to the edge to bump into reality?”
“Mr Rudd, the reality of your actual actions makes you so implausible”.
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